what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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