she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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