I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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