So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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