i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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