dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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