i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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