i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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