Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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