Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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