My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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