It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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