Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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