She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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