Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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