also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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