It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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