So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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