there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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