dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It's blow job season.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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