Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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