if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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