you mean i was at the winter classic?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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