Pants 0. Shit 1.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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