Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Randomize
