Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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