I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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