never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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