Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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