smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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