whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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