I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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