I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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