WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Terrible idea I love it
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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