i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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