Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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