Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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