K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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