anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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