Don't you send me to vm
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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