dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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