I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Randomize
