She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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