And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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