We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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