What did we do last night that was yellow?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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