So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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