Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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