Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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