DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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