Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
