I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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