the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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