would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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